articulate aristocrats

Friday, November 18, 2005

So last night some yellow belly chumps thought it would be great fun to do this:





I quickly discovered that it was some snotty little girl. So I thought it would be great fun to do this:



No, no that's in poor taste. But that little girl has been getting to me. I've been falling asleep with the tv on only to wake up and see some three aye em documentary on her. I then proceed to have strange dreams where Robin tries to convince me to off myself by applying tourniquets to all of my limbs so that I would die gently as a quadriplegic. And for the record, I didn't do that to her. She was born creepy.